What are they trying to do, here?!

Twilight is everywhere. Robert Pattinson is everywhere. There really is no escaping the hugely unprecedented fan following that this movie franchise has generated. And that's what it is becoming - a big bucks franchise. Sad.

Whilst browsing film blogs (a faultless work avoidance tactic) today, I stumbled across a rather ugly rumour weed. The worst part about this hazy e-speculation is that I think it may be true. Brace yourselves.

They are going to make The Twilight Saga: Eclipse in 3D.

Yes, 3D. In IMAX cinemas.

Let me first express my sadness that this is obviously a shameless attempt to follow the latest money making film fad. Secondly, that my excitement about the 3rd (and my favourite) story being brought to the screen has been completely shattered by this horrendous turn of events. And finally, that any shred of respect that Stephanie Meyers's books have left after the somewhat clumsy delivery of New Moon will probably be lost forever. Trust me, it's hard convincing a lot of my 20-something friends to read these books. One glance of the super shiny, special effects, indie music, sultry glances and "now all in spectacular 3D" will kill all of my efforts.

Don't get me wrong, I think 3D is a great and exciting innovation used excellently in Disney's Up, for example. Not for this movie though. Please, no. Will it stop me from going to see the film? Probably not, no. I will sulk for a while and then go and watch it in 2D because, despite this latest profit-mongering manoeuvre, I am desperate to see the Cullen family brought to life more. That will be all. You can keep your 3D vampire-werewolf battle sequences, Summit Entertainment. I'm sticking with the old school.

**Update 3rd January; Apparently they are also releasing the next installment of Harry Potter - The Deathly Hallows Part 1 - in IMAX 3D too. Now I just don't know what to think!!**

Films: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
Dir. Chris Weitz
Cast: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Billy Burke

Firstly, I'd like all two of my regular readers to appreciate that I saw this film on the very day it was released. I also started to write this blog as soon as I returned from the cinema. However, I'm glad that I left it this long to finally publish this one, which I will explain now.

I followed a trio of giggling teens sporting a selection of Twilight themed t-shirts into the theatre. I took my seat and soon realised I was surrounded by hundreds of these people. The trailers seemed to go on forever as the hysteria built to astronomical levels. Then, the film certification slide appeared and screams filled the room. I mean, actual screams just at the sight of those three little words: The Twilight Saga. It was then that I knew this would be a cinematic experience like none other. Pause to consider for a moment that this film made millions at the box office and reached the number 1 spot even before it was released. Madness.

The throng of hormones screamed, sighed, tutted, cheered and sobbed in unison every time Taylor Lautner or Rob Pattinson came on screen, and even more hysterically when their shirts started to come off. The worst part was, mob mentality got the better of me, and I joined them, even to the applause as the final credits rolled. This was exactly the reason that an instant blog would have been an error. Now, without my vocal comrades around me, in the quiet of my front room, my enthusiasm and love for the movie have worn off. I enjoyed the film, but it fell short in many ways.

Chris Weitz has coped well with the task of bringing the second book in the Twilight Saga to the screen. He had to deal with glistening vampires, a mass mob in Italy, men transforming into werewolves, and he did not have the first film's now iconic leading man 'RPattz' featuring for more than 30 mins together. The CGI used to create the werewolves is quite impressive, as is the vampire's sparkling skin effect. The cinematography is also good, the Seattle landscape once again boasting some beautiful views.

However, I struggled with the performance of Kristin Stewart (could she actually have become more awkward than she was in Twilight?) and the scenes between her and Robert Pattinson are, at times, laboured and cheesy. There is none of that electrifying chemistry that melted my bones throughout Twilight. In fact, Lautner saves the movie. It is not just his glorious body that lights up the screen, but his ease infront of the camera. And he gets to deliver some pretty smashing comic lines. I wish there had be a little more of the film devoted to time spent with the wolf pack as in the book because this would have lightened the tone of a very complicated and emotional story. It comes off as a perfectly irritating portrayal of teen angst and sexual frustration.

With all of that said, it's pretty faithful to the book (read my review of the saga to see why this is my least favourite of them!). New Moon leaves us with a perfectly unsatisfying cliffhanger - unless you have read the books - which of course guarantees a repeat of the insane hysteria next year for part three.

My Rating: *** 3/5 stars
Recommendation: Take it with a pinch of salt. Allow yourself to cringe a little and remember that the best really is yet to come!